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    <link>http://desperatedating.com</link>
    <description>Free Personal Ads. Advice and humor about the modern dating scene. Because There Really Is Someone For Everyone! Three experienced columnists give their weekly love and romance advice.</description>
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      <title>Coming Soon!Your Ultimate Online Dating Resource!</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com</link>
      <description>Coming Soon! 100% Free Online Dating, post your ad and respond to ads absolutely free of charge.</description>
      <dc:creator>Editor In Chief</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-28</dc:date>    
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      <title>Looking For Men On A Budget</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10031</link>
      <description>Maria Meatus gives a tutorial on finding the man of your dreams using absolutely no money.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-18</dc:date>    
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      <title>Surviving Family Reunions When You're Still Single</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10030</link>
      <description>There's nothing like going to a family reunion when you're over 25, still single with no kids. Jose Boracho describes several techniques to get through the torture.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-18</dc:date>    
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      <title>The Ultimate Online Pickup Strategy</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10029</link>
      <description>I helped my friend Beuford find several dates from the Internet. I combined my used car selling techniques with my natural charm and wit.  If these techniques do not work to find you a date within a two-week period, I would like to offer you a full money back refund.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-18</dc:date>    
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      <title>Keeping Your Man By Making Him Feel Inferior</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10028</link>
      <description>If you make your man feel a bit inferior, he will always believe that he is lucky to have you and be afraid of what life would be without you.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-11</dc:date>    
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      <title>Why Foreign Women Are Better Than American Women</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10027</link>
      <description>Foreign women who come here are always leaving poverty or abuse in their homeland. All they want is a stable and secure relationship.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-11</dc:date>    
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      <title>Juggling More Than One Girlfriend</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10026</link>
      <description>Dating Advice: How to juggle more than one girlfriend at a time without getting caught.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-11</dc:date>    
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      <title>Getting Back Into The Dating Scene</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10025</link>
      <description>Practice makes perfect! Nobody wants to be another's experiment or test.  Whether you're a male or female, this is the case in the dating scene as well.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-04</dc:date>    
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      <title>Lower Your Standards, Increase Your Chances</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10024</link>
      <description>My coworker always bitched and complained that he could never find his soulmate. With my help and advise, he lowered his expectations and found the person of his dreams.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-04</dc:date>    
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      <title>On Getting Laid: Becoming a Porno Star</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10023</link>
      <description>Some people think that all they need to do to get laid is become a porno star.  What they don't realize is the stage fright and future problems that they might have.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-11-04</dc:date>    
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      <title>If They Didn't Want You Then, They Don't Want You Now</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10022</link>
      <description>Oh, the joys of the Internet! Just remember, when you find that old fantasy sweetheart from year's past -- if he or she had no interest in you, then they STILL have no interest in you.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-28</dc:date>    
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      <title>Seeking Professional Help For The Paranoid</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10021</link>
      <description>For years and years I was alone.  I was kept alone by my own personal problems.  All the prostitutes and drug addicts that I hung out with always said that I needed professional help.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-28</dc:date>    
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      <title>Breaking The Ice... How To Make The First Approach</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10020</link>
      <description>Making the first approach is one of my favorite parts of the pick up scene. It sort of reminds me of selling candy door to door when I was a kid.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-28</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Tell When A Guy Is Desperate</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10019</link>
      <description>Guys try and hide it, but their animal instinct to hump anything in sight overwhelms what common sense or courtesy they may have.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-21</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Spot Phony Personal Ads</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10018</link>
      <description>Jose Boracho describes the common techniques to detecting fake and phony internet personal ads.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-21</dc:date>    
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      <title>Working Out For Your Next "Eventual" Sexual Encounter</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10017</link>
      <description>Waiting for your next sexual encounter is like being prepared for your next street fight.  You must always be prepared.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-21</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Screen Your Dates At A Coffee Shop</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10016</link>
      <description>Avoid the torturous and never ending first dates with these simple suggestions on how to screen your date at the Coffee Shop.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-14</dc:date>    
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      <title>Why It's Getting Harder To Meet And Keep Friends and Lovers</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10015</link>
      <description>Analysis of why meeting and trusting strangers is so difficult.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-14</dc:date>    
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      <title>Massage Parlors - A Safe Alternate To Dating?</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10014</link>
      <description>After almost a year of no sex, is turning to a massage parlor for a 'quick fix' a viable solution?</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-14</dc:date>    
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      <title>The Dangers Of Fantasy Lovers</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10013</link>
      <description>When I write about this, I want my readers to know that I'm talking about the old Jose.  In case you don't know, I'm drug free and married to a beautiful Russian lady named Svetlana. With that said,  I will continue.</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-07</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Get That "First Kiss"</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10012</link>
      <description>This article is addressed mostly to the guys, and the women who like other women. Well, I guess also to the woman that needs to know what the guy is suppose to look for.</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-07</dc:date>    
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      <title>Avoid Common Mistakes When Posting Online Photos</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10011</link>
      <description>You need to post a photo with your online profile. If not, nobody can associate you -- or at least what you look like -- with your ad.  You have no credibility.  After all, with no photo, your ad is just a bunch of words and probably lies, just like a lot of the internet.</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-10-07</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Know When You're Being Chumped For Your Money</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10010</link>
      <description>How To Know When You're Being Chumped For Your Money</description>
      <dc:creator>Maria Meatus</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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      <title>How Pick People Up From A NightClub</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10009</link>
      <description>How Pick People Up From A NightClub</description>
      <dc:creator>John Studley</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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      <title>How To Avoid Dating A Drug Addict Or Psychopath</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10008</link>
      <description>How To Avoid Dating A Drug Addict Or Psychopath</description>
      <dc:creator>Jose Boracho</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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      <title>Profile Of Jose Boracho</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10007</link>
      <description>Profile Of Jose Boracho</description>
      <dc:creator>Editor In Chief</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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      <title>Profile Of Maria Meatus</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10006</link>
      <description>Profile Of Maria Meatus</description>
      <dc:creator>Editor In Chief</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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      <title>Profile Of John Studley</title>
      <link>http://desperatedating.com/cgi-bin/online_dating.cgi?article=10005</link>
      <description>Profile Of John Studley</description>
      <dc:creator>Editor In Chief</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2005-09-30</dc:date>    
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